It’s the day of the show, y’all.

When Corky St. Clair recounted his past acting experiences.

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When he showed off his dance moves.

Maybe he learned them when he was fresh off a destroyer with nothing to his name but a dance belt and a tube of chapstick.

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And when he practiced his Cockney accent.

“Ello! Ow are oo?”

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When Sheila Albertson described Ron’s acting coaching technique.

She’s just trying that less-is-more kind of acting where when you’re talking to someone, you close your eyes.

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When Libby Mae Brown fanned a single chicken wing cooking on the grill.

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When Ron and Sheila fucking nailed their audition.

🎶 Midnight at the oaaaasissss 🎶

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And when Libby Mae knocked hers out of the park, too.

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When the Raging Bull audition left Corky completely speechless.

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When Libby Mae got the part and started dreaming of life in New York.

It’s an island, is really what it is.

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When Corky got some bad news and did NOT take it very well.

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When the whole cast showed up to Corky’s house to make him feel better.

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And when Libby Mae saw all of her dreams come crashing down.

There’s always a place for her at DQ.

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When everyone got their shit together and the big day came.

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When Corky really embodied the spirit of a pioneer man.

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When the cast got down to the singin’ and dancin’.

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And when they belted their hearts out to “Stool Boom”.

From the parlor to the pool room!

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When Dr. Pearl’s casting was really spot-on.

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When Steve Stark was really blown away by the cast’s talent.

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And when Dr. Pearl’s wife couldn’t deal with the sudden fame.

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Never change, y’all.

CORKYYYY!!!

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