“If even one porg dies, I will fucking burn the ‘Star Wars’ franchise to the ground…”
The new Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer came out last night, and there was A LOT TO PROCESS. But an adorable hero emerged from the epic clip. Allow me to introduce… the porg:
Porgs are native to Ahch-To, and can be found dwelling along the cliffs of the island where Luke and Rey are. In many ways, they’re the Star Wars version of puffins. They build nests. They can fly. Their babies are called porglets.
PORGLETS?! ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK ME?