Men Resigned to Living Life in Mud Hole Miraculously Saved by Hero Blake Shelton
What makes a hero? A blue background, perhaps. The action of holding a slate. A barbed wire tattoo on the left arm. Hair on face. […]
Where in the World Is Christine Ouzounian? (The Nanny Ben Affleck Allegedly Kissed?)
Where’s that nanny? No, not this nanny, that nanny. Christine Ouzounian. The nanny who allegedly hooked up with her boss, Ben Affleck, triggering one of […]
Simon Cowell Bragging About Talking to Zayn—OK, Man
Since its release last week, One Direction’s new album Made in the A.M. has echoed loudly over the hot, muddy shit pits of hell. “I’ve […]
500 Days of Kristin, Day 295: A Profile of Justin Bobby
On Friday, Complex published a 2700-word profile of Justin “Bobby” Brescia, a man Kristin Cavallari once “dated” on The Hills. Kristin is not mentioned once. […]
500 Days of Kristin, Day 294: #TBT
Recognize this face?
500 Days of Kristin, Day 293: Gone Bangs
Remember Kristin Cavallari’s beloved Secret Bangs™? The bangs that have been on “back order” since August? Advertisement The bangs that look like this? This is […]
Christina Aguilera Has Also Been on The Voice and Divorced
Perhaps you’ve seen the news: Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani both divorced; Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani flirting on The Voice; Gavin Rossdale reportedly cheated […]
Justin Bieber Is Not a Grown-Up Yet
Today sees the release of the fourth proper Justin Bieber studio album, Purpose, an album that contains a fair amount of listenable material from Bieber […]
500 Days of Kristin, Day 292: Kristin Is Going to Have Her Baby Soon
Maybe on Day 300?
How an Opinion Becomes a Pageant Speech in a Few Easy Steps
Last year, out actor Zachary Quinto pissed off many people when he dared to share his opinion about PrEP, the treatment-as-prevention daily pill regimen that […]