Every Line Helen Mirren Says In “The Fate Of The Furious”

Dame Helen Mirren appears in not one, but two scenes in The Fate of the Furious and she easily steals them with her icy glare alone. The Oscar-winning actor plays the matriarch of the villainous Shaw family, mum to Deckard (Jason Statham) and Owen (Luke Evans).


Here are her lines, sans context, which should be read in a thick Cockney accent.

1. “Do you know who I am?”

2. “Do you know what I’m capable of?”

3. “I’ll give you until I’ve finish me cuppa…and I’m fucking thirsty.”

4. “Oh no. No, you’ve already taken everything I’ve ever valued, Mr. Toretto. What more could you possibly want?”

5. “Now why do I think you’re about to suggest something really dodgy, Mr. Toretto?”

6. “Oh, shut up. Don’t be such a baby.”

7. “He gave us this little thing here.”

8. “No, no, no, no. Don’t touch. You can track Cypher with this, but you can’t do this on your own. It’s gotta be two of you.”

9. “No, you’re gonna take your brother. Yes.”

10. “Torretto knows where he is. He’s got this thing, you can see everything. It’s like, it’s called the Devil’s Bumhole or something.”

11. “Yeah, whatever.”

12. “He’s your brother, Decks. He’s my son. He’s our family, and our family don’t die. Bloody cagey, I can’t believe you’ve gone and talked like that about Owen. I can’t believe you. You’ve gone and upset me. You’ve really upset your mother. You call yourself a brother?”

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