1. So, I was flipping through the channels at around 1:30 a.m. yesterday, and I saw that Hey Arnold! was on.
4. Then I thought, “Wait, when did this show even come out?” So, I did some research* and found out it first aired in 1996. But I also came across something far more important…
“Arnold wears a sweater, with his plaid shirt untucked (resembling a kilt).”
8. After processing what I had just learned, I reached out to my co-workers to share the news:
But more importantly, DID YOU KNOW ARNOLD IS NOT WEARING A SKIRT?
Yes, I knew this. Everyone knows this. You are stupid.
OMG NO I DID NOT. MIND BLOWN.
I think I knew this already.