A Tribute To Everyone Who Can’t Choose Between Jonathan And Steve In “Stranger Things 2”

Warning: Spoilers ahead.

We all remember the shocking twist at the end of Stranger Things Season 1…

We all remember the shocking twist at the end of Stranger Things Season 1...

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Nancy chose Steve!

Nancy chose Steve!

WTF???

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Most of us spent the first season hating Steve…

Most of us spent the first season hating Steve...

Classic ’80s jock doucheface.

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…but then he really turned it around.

...but then he really turned it around.

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FEEL NOW?

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When all was said and done, we still leaned towards #TeamJonathan.

When all was said and done, we still leaned towards #TeamJonathan.

Despite his constant brooding and the creepy photograph incident.

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They DID go through some serious shit together.

They DID go through some serious shit together.

Bonded for lyfe.

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However, when we saw Nancy and Steve together on Christmas, we weren’t exactly mad.

However, when we saw Nancy and Steve together on Christmas, we weren't exactly mad.

They cute.

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Then, Stranger Things 2 started and Steve seemed to be back to his old tricks.

Then, Stranger Things 2 started and Steve seemed to be back to his old tricks.

Chill, dude.

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Nancy drunkenly told Steve she didn’t love him and things appeared to be donezo…

Nancy drunkenly told Steve she didn't love him and things appeared to be donezo...

This is good. Maybe. I DON’T KNOW.

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…which paved the way for Nancy and Jonathan.

...which paved the way for Nancy and Jonathan.

Jonathan went from watching Nancy make out with Steve to sharing a hotel room with her REAL QUICK.

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During their travels, a HUGE piece of info was revealed.

During their travels, a HUGE piece of info was revealed.

She waited for Jonathan for a MONTH before dating Steve?! THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

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Then, Murray called out their sexual tension…

Then, Murray called out their sexual tension...

Murray should get his own spin-off, tbh.

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…which led to a ~sexy~ hookup.

...which led to a ~sexy~ hookup.

All is right in the world! Or is it?

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Turns out, Steve was back in Hawkins discovering his calling.

Turns out, Steve was back in Hawkins discovering his calling.

And the internet was here for it.

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His newfound relationship with Dustin was a friggin’ delight!

His newfound relationship with Dustin was a friggin' delight!

Name a more iconic duo… I’ll wait.

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And now we feel bad for Steve!

And now we feel bad for Steve!

Nancy, why don’t you love him like we do?!

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And we can’t choose an OTP!

And we can't choose an OTP!

I don’t want any of my babies to be hurt!

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On one hand, Steve has the perfect hair…

On one hand, Steve has the perfect hair...

They need to re-release Farrah Spray ASAP.

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…and he’s just fun to be around.

...and he's just fun to be around.

WHAT. A. RIOT.

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He’s also amazing with the kids!

He's also amazing with the kids!

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On the other hand, Jonathan is deep…

On the other hand, Jonathan is deep...

Talking Heads AND Vonnegut? Be still my heart.

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He’s also the best big brother in the world.

He's also the best big brother in the world.

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It’s basically Sophie’s Choice.

It's basically Sophie's Choice.

Can’t they just be a throuple?!

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Nancy APPEARS to have chosen Jonathan…

Nancy APPEARS to have chosen Jonathan...

(For now.)

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…but do we agree?

...but do we agree?

I GENUINELY CAN’T DECIDE.

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