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General Knowledge
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Major Pay Raise
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Corporal Punishment
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Colonel Stuck-In-My-Teeth
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None
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Two
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Three
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Slapcountdown.com
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Barneygetsslapped.com
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Slapsgiving.com
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Slapbetcountown.com
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Thursday at 2:01 p.m.
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Thursday at 2:59 p.m.
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Thursday at 3:01 p.m.
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Thursday at 4:59 p.m.
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“Remember last year’s Thanksgiving when we had sex seven times?”
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“Hey, the last time I was in this kitchen we were naked and covered in whipped cream.”
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“Have you had sex with Bob in this kitchen or just me?”
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“I think I’m still in love with you. Can you pass the nutmeg?”
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No slaps until after a civilized meal.
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Barney gets one slap back.
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Slapsgiving is a day of reckoning. Nobody eats until the slap has been done.
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Thanksgiving is a day of peace. There will be no slaps.
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“It’s really a major buzzkill.”
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“You get the general idea.”
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“I’m gonna have a major hangover.”
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“Sounds like a private conversation.”
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Lily slaps Barney.
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A food fight breaks out.
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Lily reverses her ruling.
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Marshall slaps himself.
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“You feel the blood rush to your cheek, tears start to fill your eyes.”
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“You can’t believe it, you got a high five right across your face.”
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“Your lips are tremblin’, but you can’t speak. You’re tryin’, oh you’re tryin’ not to cry.”
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“Everybody saw it, and everybody laughed and clapped.”
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