1. By now you’ve heard of the amazing show Stranger Things, or as some people may know it, The Tragedy of Barb.
3. But now we REALLY don’t deserve her, because there’s a recipe BASED ON HER DECAYING DEAD BODY.
4. Netflix has killed Barb all over again by giving us the recipe for French Onion Barb.
5. It’s pretty simple. First, take your Barb-dough and carve an expression of complete agony into her Barb-face.
6. Then put her in a scalding hot oven and bake her alive because she HASN’T BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH ALREADY.
7. Now, abandon her like your name is Nancy Wheeler while you go off and make some dumb onion soup/sleep with your boyfriend.
11. Oh, and obviously find some time to make a replica of Barb trying to climb out of the pool where the Demogorgon killed her because you, somehow, need to make this EVEN RUDER.
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