Wow, So, Whaboom Guy From 'The Bachelorette' Is The Worst

“Good evening! Stepping out of the limo next, standing at 6 feet tall, weighing in at a whopping 195 pounds, pure lean muscle mass. He also has one testicle larger than the other testicle, which, of course, is completely normal…your future husband.”

(That’s…not a joke. That’s what he actually said.)