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If you’re a living, breathing human, chances are you saw Avengers: Infinity War over the weekend.
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And sure, the Avengers are badass and all, but please allow me to introduce you to the newest, fiercest superhero team in the universe: The Revengers.
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First off, we have The Incredible Fella. He’s a thicc green giant!
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Next we have Regular Raccoon. Why have an anthropomorphic, gun-wielding animal when you can have a trash-eating one?
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And then there’s Token Girl. There’s always one (do better, Hollywood).
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Meet Fedora Ron (Ron not included). Leave it to Ron to ghost his own figurine.
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And we can’t forget about Knighty Knight! He’s apparently tired, and like, same.
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These figurines were custom-made by online comedian Jeff Wysaski. He told BuzzFeed that he “hopes people get a laugh out of it” and that “the series is an attempt to capture the ‘so bad they’re good’ aesthetic of real knockoff toys.”
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Most of the figurines sold out in about an hour on his site Obvious Plant. Wysaski has no current plans to make more “Revengers” toys, but he does plan on making other figurines in the future.
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