“It seems you’re pregnant, Mrs. Grey.”

“Blah blah blah, Fifty Shades is dumb, blah blah blah, I hate it, blah blah blah.”

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Okay then, so let’s just assume you clicked on this article ~by accident~.

I won’t tell, I promise.

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Moving on, we were treated to a surprise Fifty Shades Freed trailer during this week’s The Bachelor and holy sweet heck.

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The two-minute long trailer shared many similarities to the first trailer for the film, but with a few subtle (and not-so-subtle) additions.

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Like, there were even MORE car chases and sexy time scenes, because OF COURSE there were.

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But the most important addition was literally at the VERY END in a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment after the title card, when THIS happened:

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While this may not be surprising to long-time fans of the books, for little old me who has only seen the movies, my face ALSO looked like this watching the trailer:

Girl, what???

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So you better STRAP ON (oops, I mean ~strap in~) for all the drama, coming to theaters Feb. 9, 2018!

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