Sorry, Everyone Else, But Laura Dern Is The Queen Of 2017

ALL HAIL LAURA DERN!!!

In case you live under the saddest rock, Laura Dern is one of the greatest actresses of our time.

In case you live under the saddest rock, Laura Dern is one of the greatest actresses of our time.

What a goddess.

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You probably know her from a little movie called Jurassic Park

You probably know her from a little movie called Jurassic Park...

Ever heard of it?

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However, nothing quite compares to the year Laura Dern had in 2017. SHE WAS A FUCKING BOSS KWEEEEN.

However, nothing quite compares to the year Laura Dern had in 2017. SHE WAS A FUCKING BOSS KWEEEEN.

Here she is, onstage at ELLE’s 24th Annual Women in Hollywood Celebration.

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Let’s recap…

Let's recap...

SO. MUCH. DERN.

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And she continued voicing one of the main characters on Netflix’s F is for Family.

And she continued voicing one of the main characters on Netflix's F is for Family.

Don’t fuck with Sue Murphy.

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But she REALLY set the tone for her grand year when she co-starred as Renata Klein in Big Little Lies.

But she REALLY set the tone for her grand year when she co-starred as Renata Klein in Big Little Lies.

Renata was fierce AF. She was a badass working mom who didn’t take shit from ANYBODY.

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This moment alone was enough to solidify her METAL status.

This moment alone was enough to solidify her METAL status.

Let it out, girl.

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Oh, and she WON AN EMMY for her performance.

Oh, and she WON AN EMMY for her performance.

Boom.

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If that wasn’t enough, she also starred in the most underrated (and arguably best) show of the year, Twin Peaks: The Return.

If that wasn't enough, she also starred in the most underrated (and arguably best) show of the year, Twin Peaks: The Return.

“Fuck you, Gordon.”

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Admiral Fucking Holda.

Admiral Fucking Holda.

WHAT AN EMPOWERING WOMAN. Also, her friendship with Leia is beautiful and legit the first real female friendship we’ve ever seen in Star Wars.

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Thought 2017 was done with the Dern? Think again! You can catch her in Downsizing, which comes out on December 22nd, 2017.

Thought 2017 was done with the Dern? Think again! You can catch her in Downsizing, which comes out on December 22nd, 2017.

WHAT. A. CHAMP.

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THANK YOU, LAURA DERN, FOR BEING THE BRIGHTEST LIGHT OF 2017!!!

THANK YOU, LAURA DERN, FOR BEING THE BRIGHTEST LIGHT OF 2017!!!

Here’s to a Dern-filled 2018.

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