Literally Just 18 Random AF Tweets That Keep Me Awake All Night, Every Night

Provoking thought in 140 (and now also 280) characters or less.

This accurate realization:

This accurate realization:

Twitter: @imhungryok_

This long-held secret:

This long-held secret:

Twitter: @Mimiification

This safety PSA:

This safety PSA:

Twitter: @EricThomas_311

This ultimate “Yo Mama” battle:

This ultimate "Yo Mama" battle:

Twitter: @FeelingEuphoric

This moment of vulnerability:

This moment of vulnerability:

Twitter: @MylesAjani

This excellent use of classic song lyrics:

This excellent use of classic song lyrics:

Twitter: @morrishitty

This example of Carol’s constant narrow-mindedness:

This example of Carol's constant narrow-mindedness:

Twitter: @EmiBarry

This much-needed invention idea:

This much-needed invention idea:

Twitter: @legendofchelda

This reminder to put our faith in what we most believe in:

This reminder to put our faith in what we most believe in:

Twitter: @mamaste_

This terrifying realization:

This terrifying realization:

Twitter: @holyscum

This unlikely romance:

This unlikely romance:

Twitter: @rudy_mustang

This timely truth:

This timely truth:

Twitter: @eden_eats

This truly unwanted flashback:

This truly unwanted flashback:

Twitter: @imchip

This salary inquiry:

This salary inquiry:

Twitter: @Tmoney68

This reminder that there’s no knowing where we’re rowing:

This reminder that there's no knowing where we're rowing:

Twitter: @bobvulfov

This undeniable truth about felines:

This undeniable truth about felines:

Twitter: @kendrawcandraw

This all-natural solution to every problem:

This all-natural solution to every problem:

Twitter: @LeBearGirdle

And, of course, this dream world:

And, of course, this dream world:

Twitter: @_calliehobson