If You Read Wikipedia Summaries Instead Of Watching Movies Or TV Shows, You're Not Alone

And you know what? I’m damn tired of it. I can’t pay attention to literal thousands of films and series clamoring for my brain space. I just can’t.

That’s not even getting into the backlog of stuff from years past that remains “culturally significant” aka I feel socially compelled to have seen.

Honestly, even when I see my colleagues writing about the best movie twists, I just use their posts as a list of what to check on Wikipedia later.

I don’t have time to watch 23 movies waiting around for plot twists I know are coming. Just tell me the damn twist already!