We’re all Dirty Dan.

You can’t be bothered:

Nickelodeon / zyyp / Via reddit.com

You get taken down a notch:

Nickelodeon / tessa_denae / Via Twitter: @tessa_denae

Your sneeze gets stuck:

Nickelodeon / faithfulman / Via Twitter: @faithfuIman

You hear someone gripe about something stupid:

Nickelodeon / girlsnotebook / Via Twitter: @GirlsNoteBook

You listen to annoying people:

Nickelodeon / tweetlikeagirl / Via Twitter: @TweetLlkeAGirl

You give a gift:

Nickelodeon / damian_mayker / Via Twitter: @damian_mayker

You evaluate your love life:

Nickelodeon / girlchoicee / Via Twitter: @girlchoicee

You take your shot:

Nickelodeon / fafsaproblems / Via Twitter: @FAFSAProblems

You look forward to new shows…

Nickelodeon / televisionmemes / Via Twitter: @TelevisionMemes

You summarize a plot perfectly:

Nickelodeon / vulpesokamis / Via Twitter: @VulpesOkamis

You do the most trivial tasks:

Nickelodeon / pyrocynicalvevo / Via Twitter: @PyrocynicalVEV0

You flaunt your assets:

Nickelodeon / yaboispongebbob / Via Twitter: @YaBoiSpongebbob

You check your bank account:

Nickelodeon / dylanmonteiro_ / Via Twitter: @DylanMonteiro__

You make a typo:

Nickelodeon / milomumbles / Via Twitter: @MiloMumbles

You’re put in an awkward situation:

Nickelodeon / worldstarhiphop / Via Twitter: @W0RLDSTARHlPHOP

And finally, when you find out who’s really worthy of your friendship:

freddyamazin / Via Twitter: @FreddyAmazin