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1.
Scott Pilgrim played by Michael Cera
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Best line: “When I’m around you, I kind of feel like I’m on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.”
2.
Ramona Flowers played by Mary Elizabeth Winstead
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Best line: “Let’s both be girls.” [Knees Gideon in the crotch]
3.
Wallace Wells played by Kieran Culkin
Universal Pictures, Jesse Grant / Getty Images
Best line: “I want to have his adopted babies.”
4.
Kim Pine played by Alison Pill
Universal Pictures, Theo Wargo / Getty Images
Best line: “Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.”
5.
Stacey Pilgrim played by Anna Kendrick
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Best line: “Dating a high schooler?! Scandalous!”
6.
Julie Powers played by Aubrey Plaza
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Best line: “They’re called jobs, something a [beep]-ball like you wouldn’t know anything about.”
7.
Gideon Graves played by Jason Schwartzman
Universal Pictures, Dimitrios Kambouris / Getty Images
Best line: “You made me swallow my gum! That’s going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!”
8.
Young Neil played by Johnny Simmons
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Best line: “You punched the highlights out of her hair. HE PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HER HAIR!”
9.
Stephen Stills played by Mark Webber
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Best line: “Hey, man. Question: I’ve always wondered how does not eating dairy products give you psychic powers?”
10.
Knives Chau played by Ellen Wong
Universal Pictures, Jerod Harris / Getty Images
Best line: “Go ahead. I’m too cool for you anyway.”
11.
Matthew Patel played by Satya Bhabha
Universal Pictures, David Buchan / Getty Images
Best line: “Pirates are in this year!”
12.
Lucas Lee played by Chris Evans
Universal Pictures, Theo Wargo / Getty Images
Best line: “The only thing separating me from her is the two minutes it’s gonna take to kick your ass.”
13.
Roxy Richter played by Mae Whitman
Universal Pictures, Lisa O’connor / AFP / Getty Images
Best line: “You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously.”
14.
Envy Adams played by Brie Larson
Universal Pictures, Frazer Harrison / Getty Images
Best line: “Hey, Ramona, I like your outfit. Affordable?”
15.
Todd Ingrim played by Brandon Routh
Universal Pictures, Joe Scarnici / Getty Images
Best line: “…Chicken isn’t vegan?”
CORRECTION
An earlier version of this post misspelled Gideon Graves as Gideon Grimes. Sorry, I was probably listening to Grimes at the time.