Guys, We Need To Talk About Minions And Their Private Parts

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So, let’s settle this once and for all! It kinda looks like Minions don’t have genitals, but I’m not 100% sure! What do you think?

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   Their fingers ARE genitals, that’s why they wear gloves.

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   Their genitals only appear when they have to make more Minions.

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   They don’t reproduce, so they actually don’t need genitals. Duh!

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   I have a BETTER theory and I’ll let you know in the comments!

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   Uh, why are we even talking about Minion genitals?