“Center Stage” Is A Totally Perfect Movie, And Also It Makes Absolutely No Sense

It’s not exactly on pointe.

Anyone who has ever seen Center Stage knows that it is the most perfect film ever made, called it infinity no takebacks.

Anyone who has ever seen Center Stage knows that it is the most perfect film ever made, called it infinity no takebacks.

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It’s a delightful film about a group of ballet dancers at the elite American Ballet Academy, all trying to find love, friendship, and — dare I say it? — themselves, while also attempting to become the best dancers they can be.

It's a delightful film about a group of ballet dancers at the elite American Ballet Academy, all trying to find love, friendship, and — dare I say it? — themselves, while also attempting to become the best dancers they can be.

Look at baby Zoe Saldana on the left, there!

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But despite being 100% perfect in every way, Center Stage also includes an ending that makes absolutely no sense.

But despite being 100% perfect in every way, Center Stage also includes an ending that makes absolutely no sense.

I realize that those two statements contradict each other, but hey, the world is bonkers and I maintain that both statements are true.

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All right, so: Jody Sawyer is a very pretty and very enthusiastic dancer, but she’s got ~bad feet~ and her turnout is terrible.

All right, so: Jody Sawyer is a very pretty and very enthusiastic dancer, but she's got ~bad feet~ and her turnout is terrible.

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