is there a medically accepted disorder for when you absolutely despise every couple on house hunters because I think I have that
— crismontyy (@crismontyy)
{at Home Depot job interview}
Any home improvement skills?
Me: No, but I often guess correctly which home they’ll pick on House Hunters.
— American Gent (@AmericanGent69)
i like to watch house hunters because i like to be angry and feel really poor.
— Tobie (@Tobs_Lindsey)
Ok there’s a House Hunters on right now where the main concern is where all their birds will go. Where ALL THE BIRDS will go.
— kurt braunohler (@kurtbraunohler)
Me: *panicking about everything I have to do this week*
Me to me: just keep watching House Hunters— Emma Hornkohl (@emmahornkohl)
Watching House Hunters and once again wondering if it should be renamed Can We Save This Marriage? #HouseHunters #TalkToEachOther
— Eileen Dreyer (@eileendreyer)
These people on house hunters all like, “oh $890,000? Ugh, needs some work, but it’s got that marble I like, and it… https://t.co/AXkGcqrKk8
— 🌻 (@katalyst___)
People on House Hunters b like “Hi, I work in a surf shack & my husband plays in a mariachi band and our budget is 1.2m” 🙂
— Hannah Wilfong (@misshannahrenae)
I blame about 98% of my anger issues on people on House Hunters who pick the wrong fucking house
— Hannah Rogers (@hannahhrogers)
Thousands of years after humans are extinct, an alien stumbles upon an episode of House Hunters. “I am glad that you are dead”, he blorps.
— ollka crump (@dulcetry)
house hunters be like “I want a former kitchen, 79 bedrooms, 34 bathroom, 23,000 square feet and my budget is 12 dollars”
— jolly texting 5sos (@5saucetext)
Today on Househunters International, another clueless white couple search for bonus rooms & granite countertops in rural Nicaragua.
— Swede-ish (@BreakingBrados)
You innocently put on one episode of House Hunters and 14 episodes later, you realize what you have done to yourself.
— JC (@Patronhippie)
House hunters: its $300,000 over your budget but it has a microwave built into the kitchen island !!!!
— Kaitlin (@kaitlinkwlly)
“I don’t want hardwood in our bedroom, it’s not comfortable”
YOU’RE NOT SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR GUY FROM HOUSE HUNTERS
— sam (@slchub)
*Typical house hunters episode*
Husband: well I like the beach and to be next to water
Wife: well I’m allergic to water so— Aaron Lira (@ajlira17)
When I think things might be rocky in my relationship I turn on House Hunters and then I feel better.
— Tired Working Mom (@WorkingMom86)
Every episode of House Hunters should begin with the narrator saying, “He wants move in-ready, she wants a project, and they BOTH want out!”
— bobby finger (@bobbyfinger)
Do you guys want to be the one to tell this woman on House Hunters her husband is screwing their male realtor, or should I?
— Glenn Loury 2.0 (@justabloodygame)
When you’re watching House Hunters and 3 is the CLEAR choice but they pick 2??????
— Sarah Brashear (@brashear_sarah)
*house hunters*
Buyer: my budget is $250k
Realtor: ok so it’s slightly over budget at 1 mil but look the shower door slides so fast wheeee
— Mischief Managed (@madyoreilly)
My mutant superpower is “being able to predict which couples are going to get divorced on “House Hunters”
— Ernest Wilkins (@ErnestWilkins)
When the couple chooses the wrong house on house hunters
— Kendal Schwahn (@KendalSchwahn)
house hunters couple: Wow, this place is within our budget and has everything we wanted.
house hunters couple: Pick… https://t.co/UGmMHxYcdF— JuanPa (@jpbrammer)
Me watching house hunters international wishing I was 29 and married looking for a cottage in Salzburg
— Miss The Bus (@c0mic_sans)
People on House Hunters: I want 5 bedrooms, 20 bathrooms, oceanfront views, and a small country.
Realtor: What’s yo… https://t.co/NCWD16Q6il— William Fong (@bubbafong)
*forgets to DVR House Hunters marathon*
— Jamie Logie (@RegainWellness)
As long as there’s House Hunters, you’ll never convince me things are “bad” in our country.
— daniel (@listenyoungman)
House Hunters should have interactive voting.
“Sorry, Brenda. You’re getting the house $40k over your budget with the awful bathrooms”— Shawn Reynolds (@ShawnWTVM9)
House Hunters Intl: “we’re looking for our 4th summer home in Fiji with no less than 8 outdoor kitchens”
Me:— Shawn Reynolds (@ShawnWTVM9)
“i didn’t realize it would be so expensive to get everything on my wishlist” — ancient house hunters proverb
— casey morell (@csymrl)
I want a vintage home but I want to make it look completely modern/open. 💁🏽♂️ #househunters
— Xanthus Stephanos (@iXantEven)
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