LM: What’s the puppies’ name?
BuzzFeed: Guppy.
LM: Oh my goodness. I’m holding Guppy. I’m getting licked by a real cute puppy. Oh wow, wow we are just jammin’. Jesus though, his breath smells like salmon. Now he’s bitting up on my finga. Doesn’t really hurt, I will not let it linga. He’s got puppy teeth and they are not sharp. I will not go to heaven, I am not playing a harp. You can gnaw on that, it does not hurt my pinky. After this, I’ll have a big gin and tonic drink-y.