96 Thoughts I Had About Tonight's “Riverdale,” And Half Of Them Are “WTF Ethel????”

25. I lied before. They’re the only couple I care about!!!

26. I will go down with this ship.

27. “My boyfriend.” Girl. Ethel. The jig is up.

28. Wait, it’s called The Farm? That’s not just, like, a location?

29. “Sorry, Betty. You’ll never be worthy, no matter how hard you try.” 💀💀💀


31. That’s not even shade. Ethel just straight up threw ice at Betty’s face and I am living!

32. Reggie, what is the purpose of you being shirtless right now?

33. (Not that I’m complaining or anything 😏.)

34. “Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.” I honestly can’t right now.

35. This show will be the death of me.