33 Actual Movie Lines That Are So Dumb You’ll Be Screaming “Really?!”

“Snow dad is better than no dad.”

When Christian Grey opened up about how many shades of fucked up he is in Fifty Shades of Grey.

When Christian Grey opened up about how many shades of fucked up he is in Fifty Shades of Grey.

—Jilly Bean, Facebook

Michael De Luca Productions

When Dr. Harry Dalton tried to comfort a dying Grandma Ruth moments after she sacrificed her life to save his in Dante’s Peak.

When Dr. Harry Dalton tried to comfort a dying Grandma Ruth moments after she sacrificed her life to save his in Dante's Peak.

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Pacific Western Productions

When Rory had to admit this fact about dads in Jack Frost, a movie about a boy’s father who comes back to life in the form of a snowman.

When Rory had to admit this fact about dads in Jack Frost, a movie about a boy's father who comes back to life in the form of a snowman.

—Ginny Harrell, Facebook

Azoff Entertainment / The Canton Company

When First Lieutenant Danny Walker made this stunning prediction in Pearl Harbor.

When First Lieutenant Danny Walker made this stunning prediction in Pearl Harbor.

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Touchstone Pictures

When Harry loved magic in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

When Harry loved magic in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

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Heyday Films

When Detective Johnny Murata was perfectly content with these being his possible final words in Showdown in Little Tokyo.

When Detective Johnny Murata was perfectly content with these being his possible final words in Showdown in Little Tokyo.

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Warner Bros.

When, in Twilight, Edward gives Bella a piggyback ride.

When, in Twilight, Edward gives Bella a piggyback ride.

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Temple Hill Entertainment

When this random, nameless character goes on a tangent about hot dogs in The Happening.

When this random, nameless character goes on a tangent about hot dogs in The Happening.

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20th Century Fox

When Dom lets us in on a little secret about how he lives his life in The Fast and the Furious.

When Dom lets us in on a little secret about how he lives his life in The Fast and the Furious.

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Universal Pictures[

When Anna was just asking a boy to love her — as people tend to do — in Notting Hill.

When Anna was just asking a boy to love her — as people tend to do — in Notting Hill.

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PolyGram Filmed Entertainment / Working Title Films

When biologist Dr. Grace Augustine noticed something very interesting going on in there biologically in Avatar.

When biologist Dr. Grace Augustine noticed something very interesting going on in there biologically in Avatar.

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Lightstorm Entertainment / Dune Entertainment / Ingenious Media

When Anakin Skywalker made this profound observation in Attack of the Clones.

When Anakin Skywalker made this profound observation in Attack of the Clones.

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Lucasfilm Ltd.

When Harley Quinn got ~deep~ in Suicide Squad.

When Harley Quinn got ~deep~ in Suicide Squad.

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DC Entertainment

When Jenny had some interesting ideas about how love works in Love Story.

When Jenny had some interesting ideas about how love works in Love Story.

—Emily Ash, Facebook

Paramount Pictures

When we were blessed with a little bit of character exposition in Jack Reacher.

When we were blessed with a little bit of character exposition in Jack Reacher.

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Skydance Productions / Cruise/Wagner Productions

When Ricki knew just how to seduce Larry in Gigli.

When Ricki knew just how to seduce Larry in Gigli.

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Revolution Studios / Casey Silver Productions

When Agent James Savoy delivered this zinger after being asked if he had a warrant in Transformers: Age of Extinction.

When Agent James Savoy delivered this zinger after being asked if he had a warrant in Transformers: Age of Extinction.

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di Bonaventura Pictures / Hasbro Studios

When Freddie decided to stand up to Michael Myers in Halloween: Resurrection.

When Freddie decided to stand up to Michael Myers in Halloween: Resurrection.

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Dimension Films

When Dani put her brother Max on blast in Hocus Pocus.

When Dani put her brother Max on blast in Hocus Pocus.

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Walt Disney Pictures

When Nick Fury called out Loki, who absolutely meant the other thing, in The Avengers.

When Nick Fury called out Loki, who absolutely meant the other thing, in The Avengers.

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Marvel

When, in Hard to Kill, Mason Storm saw a TV commercial with his nemesis’s campaign slogan (“You can take that to the bank!”), so he cooked up a little slogan of his own.

When, in Hard to Kill, Mason Storm saw a TV commercial with his nemesis's campaign slogan ("You can take that to the bank!"), so he cooked up a little slogan of his own.

—Samantha Raczynski, Facebook

Lee Rich Productions

When Storm utterly eviscerated Toad in more ways than one with this doozy in X-Men.

When Storm utterly eviscerated Toad in more ways than one with this doozy in X-Men.

—Jilly Bean, Facebook

Marvel Comics

When Aurora got super duper punny in Passengers.

When Aurora got super duper punny in Passengers.

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Village Roadshow Pictures

When sparkly Edward took offense to Bella calling him beautiful “like diamonds” in Twilight.

When sparkly Edward took offense to Bella calling him beautiful "like diamonds" in Twilight.

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Temple Hill Entertainment

When Anakin was STOKED about his new powers in Revenge of the Sith.

When Anakin was STOKED about his new powers in Revenge of the Sith.

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Lucasfilm Ltd.

When Carrie, standing in a torrential downpour, hadn’t noticed it was still raining in Four Weddings and a Funeral.

When Carrie, standing in a torrential downpour, hadn't noticed it was still raining in Four Weddings and a Funeral.

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PolyGram Filmed Entertainment

When Edward tried to talk the sisters out of using him as a human sacrifice in The Wicker Man.

When Edward tried to talk the sisters out of using him as a human sacrifice in The Wicker Man.

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Alcon Entertainment / Brightlight Pictures

When Princess Yue believed in her beliefs just as much as everyone else in The Last Airbender.

When Princess Yue believed in her beliefs just as much as everyone else in The Last Airbender.

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Nickelodeon Movies

When Christian Grey was breaking down the differences between Elena and Ana in Fifty Shades Darker.

When Christian Grey was breaking down the differences between Elena and Ana in Fifty Shades Darker.

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Perfect World Pictures

When, in The Notebook, Noah confirmed that he too is a bird.

When, in The Notebook, Noah confirmed that he too is a bird.

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Avery Pix

When Gabe from Mindhunters had a revelation.

When Gabe from Mindhunters had a revelation.

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Dimension Films

When Penny delivered the absolute most savage burn to Baby in Dirty Dancing.

When Penny delivered the absolute most savage burn to Baby in Dirty Dancing.

—Kendall Allen, Facebook

Production company Great American Films Limited Partnership

And when Dumbledore ever-so-slightly — just the tiniest bit — overreacted in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

And when Dumbledore ever-so-slightly — just the tiniest bit — overreacted in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

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Heyday Films