Awww, jeez.
When Jerry was the unfortunate face of “park safety”.
Leslie: Jerry’s face is the symbol of failure.
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When Toby received Michael’s going away gift.
“Suck on this.”
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When Jerry tried to greet Diane’s kids.
Jerry: Well, hey girls!
Ivy: No.
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When Toby wasn’t invited to Diversity Day.
Michael: This is an environment of welcoming and you should get the hell out of here.
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When Jerry’s history was extremely unhelpful.
Jerry: You know actually, before my kids, I looked a lot like you, Chris.
Chris: I’m very sad, please stop talking.
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When Toby was lied to.
Michael: You wanna hear a lie? I think you’re great, you’re my best friend.
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When Jerry’s mishap led to a harsh announcement.
Leslie: Let’s all pretend Jerry wasn’t born.
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When Toby gave a list of reasons why kids shouldn’t be allowed in the warehouse.
Michael: Why are you the way that you are?
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When Jerry learned some personal news.
Mark: A little birdy told me that your adoptive mother was arrested for marijuana possession.
Jerry: What?
Mark: You didn’t know that, huh?
Jerry: I didn’t know I was adopted.
Mark: Oh no.
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When Toby was the subject of an intense hypothetical.
Michael: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
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When Jerry/Larry/Terry/Garry was messed with so much, he forgot his actual name.
Jerry/Larry/Terry/Garry: No, it’s not Larry. It’s Jerry… No, it’s Garry.
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When Toby’s departure was taken very seriously.
Michael: Can I just say that of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend.
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When Jerry’s internet skills offended Tom.
Tom: God, Jerry! You don’t deserve the internet.
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When Toby got in the way of Michael impressing Holly.
Michael: I’ll kill you.
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When Larry discovered a secret.
April: Every year we would dress up as demons and egg Larry’s house.
Larry: That was you?
Chris: Larry, please. We’re trying to have a private conversation.
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When Toby returned.
Michael: No, God, please no! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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When Jerry’s innocent story was interrupted.
Jerry: I was walking Lord Sheldon.
April: Ew, is that code for some kind of weird sex act?
Jerry: Lord Sheldon is my dog.
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When Toby tried to greet Nellie.
Toby: Hi!
Nellie: No…
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When Jerry tried to make Tom feel good.
Jerry: I really wish I could have your body.
April: Ew, like, tied up, naked, in your basement?
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When Toby tried to counsel Michael.
Michael: I hate looking at your face. I wanna smash it.
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When Jerry’s art was destroyed.
*splash*
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When Toby was the subject of Nellie’s Halloween costume.
🙁
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When Jerry struggled with the computer.
April: Can you photoshop your life with better decisions, Jerry?
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When Toby started to annoy Andy.
Andy: How are you not murdered every hour?
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This.
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And this.
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