“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?”

When SpongeBob was a glass-half-full type of guy and Squidward was not:

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This dirty joke you definitely missed as a child:

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When SpongeBob thought Mr. Krabs was referring to Squidward as a pile of garbage:

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When Patrick had a very different idea of torture than SpongeBob:

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When Patrick just wanted to learn to play an instrument:

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When SpongeBob put his knowledge of gibberish to good use:

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When SpongeBob did the worst thing ever to Patrick:

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When Patrick showed us exactly how to deal with all of our problems:

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When they made this joke that went right over your head as a kid:

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When SpongeBob said what we all think every day:

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When Patrick knew safety was important:

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When SpongeBob was just hanging around:

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When Patrick didn’t need a party to go crazy:

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When SpongeBob was trying to decide what to name his pet seahorse:

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When Patrick and SpongeBob had to flee Bikini Bottom:

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When SpongeBob was fishing for a compliment from Mr. Krabs:

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When Patrick and SpongeBob got themselves into an awkward situation:

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When Patrick took Squidward literally:

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When Patrick worked at the Krusty Krab for a day and was confused by customers:

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When Squidward realized he was going unnoticed:

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When an anchor dropped on SpongeBob’s house and he alerted Squidward:

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When SpongeBob was very observant of Squidward’s appearance:

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And finally, when Squidward decided to just let everything out:

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