
1. When they shared a bond like no other.
Karen: Honey, you’re simple, you’re shallow and you’re a common whore. That’s why we’re soulmates.
5. When they amused themselves (and all of us) with their adorable little bits.
8. When they were savage as fuck.
Jack: There are poor people who dream their whole lives of a meal like this.
Karen: Honey, I know what we should do! Let’s take a picture of us eating and show it to them.
Jack: Wow, Karen. You are like, a female Jesus.
13. When they were bored by Will and Grace.
Karen: Oh, Lord! They’re like Siamese twins who are joined at their boring personalities.
16. When they cheered each other up by touching stomachs.