2. She’s an independent lady who likes her free time, but when she’s got a crush, she usually locks it down pretty quick.
4. She’ll always be there to listen to your latest rendezvous gone wrong.
5. And she’ll give you a stern talking-to when you’re thinking with, uh, the wrong part of your body.
9. Maggie knows that life is too short to sweat the small stuff, like wearing both straps of your stylish carpenter overalls.
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10. She’ll give you her honest, very thorough pre-game opinion, if you need one.
11. The woman has a truly remarkable loungewear collection, perfect to sit around and gossip in.
13. She belongs to a co-op and she’s got you covered on natural supplements.
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15. She’ll let her straight friends know when they’re boring her with their hetero bullshit.
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16. She’s older enough to know there’s no sense in trying to be anyone other than yourself.
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