“Everybody’s dying, bitch. Let’s go get some fruit.”

When it’s been a rough week and your friends ask how you’re handling everything.

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When you get in a fight about climate change with your second cousin on Facebook.

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When your friends start a second group chat to talk shit about someone in the first group chat.

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When you open up Tinder after a night of drinking and reread the conversations you had at three in the morning.

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How everyone is acting after seeing a new “super enlightening” food documentary.

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When you write something political on Facebook and suddenly there are 96 angry comments on your post.

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When you justify making rash decisions by remembering that we’re all going to die one day.

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When your Aunt Carol asks you for the seventeenth time over Thanksgiving dinner when you’re going to get a real job.

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When you try to explain to that girl you went to high school with why you won’t buy leggings from her via Facebook.

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When you realize you basically just talk to the same three people every day.

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When you’re trying to win an innocuous argument on Twitter and things start to get heated.

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When your therapist asks why you made an appointment.

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Whenever you turn on the news.

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Whenever someone spoils key plot points in your favorite TV show before you get a chance to watch it.

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No seriously, every time the news is on.

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When you’ve spent the entire day on the internet and feel the need to cleanse yourself of the garbage you just saw.

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But you know in a few hours you’re going to be back on the internet because even though it’s garbage you love it anyway.

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