For Everyone Who Is Sexually Attracted To The Beast In “Beauty And The Beast”

1. Hi, hello, first off, I’d just like to say that this is a SAFE PLACE, and we’re here to talk about The Beast…who is hot AF.

Haters can exit stage right, please.

2. HEAR ME OUT: This is Dan Stevens, who plays The Beast/The Prince, and here we can see him in his perfectly attractive human form.

9. But tbh, it’s not that hard to see why — I mean, Beast knows how to dance.

11. And yes, he is LEGIT some kind of ram-bear-animal-thing, and to love him is WRONG…but I think we can all agree his baby blues aren’t that hard to stare into.

12. And like, he’s just such a SWEET ram-bear-animal-thing by the end of it all.

13. By now you’re probably like, Actually, now that you mention it, he is like 99.5% better than most people I dated…

14. …and you’d be right. The Beast is definitely hotter than his Prince alter ego.

15. And if you feel weird about this at all, just remember that underneath all that fur is this:

#TheBeast4evertho