DISCLAIMER: These are fictional characters who I just think ACT like Aries. They may or may not actually be fictional Aries.

Erik Killmonger from Black Panther

He’s rough around the edges and fucking SEXY. What more proof do you need?!

Marvel Studios

Schmidt from New Girl

Schmidt is hilarious, immature, and impulsive like most other Aries. And not gonna lie, I’ve quoted this Schmidt line unironically before and I’m an Aries.

Notice how I just made this about me?

FOX

Anger from Inside Out

I mean, this one’s obvious.

Pixar

Ilana Wexler from Broad City

Aries personality traits: Energetic, enthusiastic, stubborn

Ilana personality traits: Energetic, enthusiastic, stubborn

Case closed, binch!

(Ilana Glazer’s an IRL Aries too!!! OMG.)

Comedy Central

Dr. Alex Karev from Grey’s Anatomy

He overcame a tough upbringing and a bad temper to become a top pediatric surgeon. We loves a ~sensitive~ guy with a rough outer shell!!!

ABC

Eleanor Shellstrop from The Good Place

Accidentally ends up in the Good Place when she’s not supposed to be there?
What a forking Aries.

NBC

Poussey from Orange is the New Black

RIP to this goodhearted, fiery soul.

Netflix

Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc.

Each zodiac sign rules a part of the body, and Aries just so happens to rule the head. Since Mike’s body mass is 89% his head, I’m gonna go ahead and say he’s an Aries.

Pixar

Pearl from SpongeBob Squarepants

Pearl has a demanding presence, a slightly childish inclination, and says “Daddy!!!” way too often. And again, huge physical head.

Nickelodeon

Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock

He’s a powerful network exec who loves the chase and gets bored easily. But alas, he’s also played by the IRL Aries king, Alec Baldwin.

NBC

Kelly Kapoor from The Office

Aries always want to be the center of attention and love working in sales.

NBC

Sandy Cheeks from SpongeBob Squarepants

What, you didn’t think this Aries Icon was gonna be on the list?! Puh-lease.

Nickelodeon

Zack Morris from Saved By the Bell

All evil tween heartthrobs are Aries. This is fact.*

*Not actually fact.

NBC

Pikachu from Pokémon

Cute, sassy, and explosive? Pikachu is loved and feared at once, like Aries!

Cartoon Network

Miley Stewart from Hannah Montana

The only sign bold enough to sport that knit cardy with that floral miniskirt. (Though I do recognize living a double-life is v v v Gemini.)

Disney Channel

Maleficent from Snow White

SHE HAS RAM-LIKE HORNS!!!!!!!!!

Warner Bros.

Ferris Bueller from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

The charismatic “big man on campus” is tooooooken Aries. Funnily, Matthew Broderick (who plays Ferris) is an Aries IRL too!

Paramount Pictures

Cory Baxter from That’s So Raven

A ~flirty~ troublemaker with an entrepreneurial spirit and the catchphrase “Cha-ching!”? Aries.

Disney Channel

Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story

I mean, duh.

Disney / Pixar

The man who got his penis piercing stuck inside his ex-wife that one time on Grey’s Anatomy

This just gave off a strong cardinal sign vibe.

ABC

Shane Oman from Mean Girls

Aries LOVE hooking up in unexpected places, like projection rooms above auditoriums.

Paramount Pictures

And lastly, Plank from Ed, Edd & Eddy

There are just some chaotic energies at play here.

Cartoon Network