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First of all, the MTV Movie & TV Awards in 2009 were just the MTV Movie Awards — TV just was NOT invited back then!!!
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And during those old and ancient times, Taraji P. Henson had hair like this.
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And Zac Efron was still sporting his HSM locks.
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In 2009, Miley Cyrus was FAR from marrying a Hemsworth or the greatest pop star of all time, Ashley O.
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Kristen Bell wasn’t yet married to Dax Shepard and was still far from her Disney Princess days.
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And instead of walking the Oscars carpet with Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper was walking this carpet with Ed Helms and Justin Bartha promoting The Hangover.
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The Twilight cast had just taken over the entire EVERYTHING.
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Especially Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson…
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…But more importantly, TAYLOR LAUTNER. 😍
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Paris Hilton was dating Doug Reinhardt — LOL.
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Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens were serving extensions and tans.
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Sacha Baron Cohen was doing homophobic Bruno shit.
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Two words you haven’t heard since 2009: Lil’ Mama.
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Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson had just tumbled her way into our hearts.
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We were all the biggest Shia LaBeouf stans.
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Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds were fresh off of the success of The Proposal.
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Cameron Diaz presented with a young Chanel No. — er — Abigail Breslin.
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And the one thing that will make you truly understand the power of a decade: Brody Jenner was still the most famous Jenner sibling.
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Make sure to tune-in to the 2018 MTV Movie and TV Awards, tonight on MTV.